F is for Fast

Since it sometimes takes me a long time to get home on weekend nights I am usually the first one to leave parties. That was the case last night but lo and behold it only took me half an hour to get home on the F train. I usually don't take the F because it makes all local stops in the city as well as Brooklyn, which means that there are like 20 stops before it gets to Avenue U. But last night it was on a roll. Shame on you train D and N!